Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Divine Spears Created: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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