Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Falling into the Void: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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