After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 98

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

    Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

    Helios Minecraft Server Overview

    Your favorite Plugins Mixed with your favorite Mods
    McMMO MineColonies
    Towny Serene Seasons
    PyroFishing Voice Chat
    SiegeWar(s) Supplementaries
    Balanced Economy

    This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

    Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

    Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers? Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
    What are some key features of the server? Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

    Holy Fuck Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

    – The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    – Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1205 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

    Say Thank You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

    Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • StepdadlessCraft

    StepdadlessCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.

    Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.

    Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ToxicCraft: FriendZoned

    ToxicCraft: FriendZoned
    Are you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    ➼ Who We Are
    At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or toxic players. Say goodbye to hackers and griefers and join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.
    ➟ Community Focus & Transparency
    We prioritize transparency and community input. Our financials are openly shared, ensuring every contribution benefits the community. Changes are polled and require 80% approval to be implemented. If a poll fails, we review and consider potential improvements.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join SangriaCraft server?

    To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel in our Discord for more information on plugins and data packs being used.

    2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    SangriaCraft aims to provide a free and enjoyable Minecraft experience without overbearing restrictions. However, we do have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community atmosphere.

    3. Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, SangriaCraft hosts various events such as Mario Party Minigames. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events and join in the fun!

    4. How can I report hackers or griefers?

    If you encounter any hackers or griefers on the server, please report them to the server staff either through Discord or in-game. We take actions to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Chimeras Created: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Starry Street Minecraft SMP

    Starry Street Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP inspired by the one and only Hoshimachi Suisei! We’ve got more drama than a K-drama marathon and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Join us for epic events like the Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour 2024 – Spectra of Nova, where you can experience the thrill of a virtual concert right in your Minecraft world! And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Suisei x KAF Interview, where things get more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all! We’ve got music galore, from Suisei’s latest hits to remixes that will make your ears bleed (in a good way, of course). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop on over to our Music Space & NHK Radio area (VPN required, because we like to live dangerously) for some tunes that will make you question reality itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way to victory on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

    SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

    And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

    So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PeriodPalsMC

    PeriodPalsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

    Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

    Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4796 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Point Clarity

    Pixel Point Clarity
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

    1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

    2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

    3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

    4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

    Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

    Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

    The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

    What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

    From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

    Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

    On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

    Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

    Join our friendly community!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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