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Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

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Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
Application	Join Discord to apply

FAQ

1. Can I join the server without applying?

No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

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Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4133

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedditRageCraft

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Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

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lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Animals Bred:	134	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

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hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

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Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	4280	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3