Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Crops Grown: 7965
Potions Brewed: 110 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Magic Items Found: 3444
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Ores Mined: 9781 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2841
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mines Excavated: 4009
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 3727
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2266 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 72
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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