Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

border control, control, Crisis, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, illegal entry, immigration, legal basis, Migration, Minecraft, oversight, Poland, russia, RussianRaiders, SECURITY, Server, visa system, VISAS, war on Ukraine

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	103	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Potions Brewed:	114	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	9922
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1