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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9901 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!