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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9565 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!
