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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7047
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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