come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Mimicry Funville

    Pixel Mimicry Funville
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 176
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Potions Brewed: 95
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    Community voice & transparency We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Items Found: 2181

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7518 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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