| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
politcritical – military-political server
politcritical.joinmc.fun:25714
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8661 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5640 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Owner | Streamer |
|---|---|
| Server Platform | Bedrock |
| Server Mode | Hard |
| Rules | Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community |
| Age Requirement | 16+ |
A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!
A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!
A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1502 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.
Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8818 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Crops Grown: | 7959 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9715 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3736 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Description |
|---|
| Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you! |
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1776 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9245 |
We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.
Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7535 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2970 |
Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1636 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4690 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
