haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Falling into the Void: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Animals Bred: 97
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Divine Spears Created: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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