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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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