PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Buildings Constructed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9651
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5259
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	7949

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5654
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9693	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	6326	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7475	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1868	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	129128	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3733
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Votes:	8750
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

Players:	103/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4