lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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