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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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