PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Boycott, Businesses, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ hostile, LGBTQ+ unfriendly, Minecraft, patronize, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, tolerance

Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3047

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Expectations, fatalism, fear of failure, fear of the unknown, Future, future planning, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of direction, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of vision, LONG-TERM OUTLOOK., Minecraft, negative mindset, pessimism, pessimistic outlook, self-doubt, smp, uncertainty, uncertainty about life., uncertainty about the future

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.

We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelThiefParentSnitch

Awareness, bullying, Challenges, Communication, compassion, consequences, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, intervention, judgement, kleptomaniac, mental health, parenting, PixelThiefParentSnitch, RESPONSIBILITY, social life, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PetTalkCraft

Animals, Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Conversations, Curiosity, dialogue, Empathy, Insights, intuition, Mysteries, Pets, PetTalkCraft, questions, relationships, revelations, Secrets, telepathy, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

big, big bucks, Bucks, career, career advancement, chance, Company, Competition, dream job, employment, Financial Stability, getting hired, high paying job, hitting the jackpot, JackpotCraft, job hunting, job market, Job Search, LUCK, opportunity, Possibility, salary, Server, success

Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

advanced healing techniques, biodegradable materials, biodegradable polymers, bioelectricity, biomedical engineering, cells, Electric, electrical stitches, electricity generation, Friction, hasten healing, heal, healing, innovative stitches, magnesium, medical advancements, medical technology, muscle movement, muscle stimulation, muscle-powered healing, SPEED, Stitch, sustainable healthcare, tissue regeneration

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

Badlands, Chaos, crown, Divine, Drool, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Overthrow, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rule, rules, Rustic, Server, Skills, Spelling, sun goddess, Vanilla, Weak, Worship

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	2747	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 release, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FemHroth, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Mullholand Drive, NA, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE farming, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Yanxia, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	826	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

#workout, Adult, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, Exercise, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, FITNESS, Gym Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

Q: What can players expect on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

Updated October 30, 2024

Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

Updated October 30, 2024

Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

PetTalkCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

Updated October 30, 2024

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Updated October 30, 2024

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Updated October 30, 2024

DadIssues Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

Updated October 30, 2024

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Updated October 30, 2024

Post Nut Realization Server

Updated October 30, 2024