PleasureCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1790
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	301
Potions Brewed:	121	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crops Grown:	6700	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	6320
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	2174	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9493

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46