Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Dimension Hops: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Emeralds Found: 8400
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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