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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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