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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Endless Night Skies: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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