| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 412 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
play.arthmc.ro
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9903 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 406 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Votes: | 6623 | Animals Bred: | 72 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3119 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1554 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4640 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4020 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5840 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8469 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3558 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3648 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
