Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY