LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Towns Built: 4
Love Letters Sent: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 2073 Chimeras Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8431 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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