Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of evil chickens who shoot fireballs from their beaks!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the moonwalk.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wild world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 31 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Farms Harvested: 948 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 146892 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

    Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!
    Minecraft Server Overview
    2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
    1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Diamond economy
    Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
    What version of Minecraft does the server run? 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
    What is the average age range of players on the server? Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
    Is the server friendly to new players? Yes, the server is friendly to new players

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

    And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Magic Items Found: 3122
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomzCraftHub

    MomzCraftHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

    Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

    Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

    So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 614 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

    RegretCraft SMP – Oops!
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mines Excavated: 2170
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AssholeCraft2021

    AssholeCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

    Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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