So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Mines Excavated: 3268
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7437 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 898209
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1683
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 4555
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Potions Brewed: 46
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6301
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Magic Items Found: 8634 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 382078
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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