PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	596038
Mines Excavated:	1973	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Emeralds Found:	6015
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4563
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1056

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	532	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!