so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Enchantments Applied: 119 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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