PixelPensionPitfalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	743	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1913	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DragonToothDefenseMC

Baltic states, border protection, defense infrastructure, defense strategy, deterrence tactics, dragon’s teeth, DragonToothDefenseMC, eastern europe, european security, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military defense, military installations, military preparedness, national security, nato alliance, potential attack, russia, security measures, strategic defense

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
New Chunks Explored:	286726	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, Bigotry, BLOCK, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Server, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	561886	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2855	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5671
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1369
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1116	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2604	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3