PixelPensionPitfalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	84	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crops Grown:	1062	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8232	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6