Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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