Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

    UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!
    lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

    PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!
    OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Animals Bred: 124 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

    StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.
    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

    if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Potions Brewed: 73
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Apocalypse ModArchy

    Apocalypse ModArchy

    Born 10/4/24, Apocalypse ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.18.2.

    A horrifying apocalyptic modpack. Why not make it anarchy!

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/deceasedcraft

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Modded zombie apocalypse anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ultimate Factions

    Ultimate Factions

    Factions server with jobs, quests, crates, random teleport, custom spawn, pvp, play with your friends and join this great community.

    Remember that you will get rewards for inviting more players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1122 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

    Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!
    Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

    Overview:

    Requirements You are over 18 years old
    You are an active player

    What We Offer:

    Features A completely free world
    A server with 80+ mods including Create and MineColonies
    A pleasant time spent together
    Responsiveness from the server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server here

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join our server by following the link provided above to our Discord server. Once you join, our server host will provide you with the necessary information to join the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. Our rules are posted on our Discord server and in the server chat. Breaking these rules may result in consequences determined by the server host.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our Minecraft server. However, please ensure that they meet the requirements mentioned above and follow the rules of the server.

    4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    While we encourage creativity and freedom in gameplay, we do have some restrictions in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These restrictions may include limitations on griefing, cheating, and inappropriate behavior.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3199
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • This Is The Way Minecraft Server

    This Is The Way Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Runes Activated: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 825531 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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