Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Secret Passages Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Potions Brewed: 149 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1236 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3692 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 137
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4577 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 60855
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 150 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchantments Applied: 155
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8789 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dimension Hops: 9 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4922 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Potions Brewed: 47
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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