Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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