Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3384
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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