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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 25 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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