Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Runes Activated: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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