Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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