Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Star Shards Collected: 149 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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