Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Emeralds Found: 4068 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4987 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Items Found: 5906
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 262 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 1412

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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