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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 62
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Animals Bred: 86
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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