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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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