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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Farms Harvested: 162 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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