lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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