lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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