PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3134	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

n6.csrv.pl:14834

Freeside MC

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

play.freesidemc.com

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

mc.tiki-craft.com

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

eu.igghq.com

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	3370
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runes Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

23.95.30.228

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

185.57.188.180

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

A server Powered By Awesome.

play.AwesomePowered.net

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

216.172.106.213

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

alluminus.net

CinemaPrison

Prison

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

CinemaPrison.com

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

mc.tinysmp.net

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	154	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

mc.darkspin.com

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	276	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

warriorrealms.com

Prison Point

Prison

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

prisonpoint.mcpro.co

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

play.thegrotto.gg