PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Medieval Norway

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

The Medieval Norway

85.236.107.33:31965

Texyk

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	733

Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing. We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including: -mcMMo -Factions -Jobs -And more! This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!

There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂

Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!

play.texyk.net

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Dimension Hops:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

FusionPrison

119.252.191.153

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

play.becto.net

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Love Letters Sent:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Originalsb.com

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

YOLOMINECRAFT.COM

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

198.27.67.66

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2520
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

bc.mcserver.ws

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1383	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

play.fruitscraft.nl

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	7744	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	82	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1883	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

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minecrafters.se

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146