PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	7871
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2736
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

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Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Animals Bred:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

play.engineertroops.com:25600

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

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play.mineous.com

Laughcraft

Factions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2652	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

192.3.46.98

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	4253
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.velocity-mc.com

VanillaMC

Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	3912
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

This is a regular survival server

192.95.49.186

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

FadedSB.com

Dovercraft

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3386
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	92	Magic Items Found:	7333

Dover craft Friendly towny server

23.95.30.145

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	418

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

www.vanilla-craft.com

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

87.98.139.117:26365

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

play.UWARS.NET

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

vtownhood.mymc.io

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Survival Server

play.craftlife.com.br

xxooss

Creative

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

23.95.30.251

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5729
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

mc.skyarmy.eu

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1750	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Potions Brewed:	130
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

198.143.131.99