Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8195 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magic Items Found: 5579
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 3294 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ores Mined: 9764 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mines Excavated: 4588

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9825 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Animals Bred: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1294
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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