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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 643
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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